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Created policemen because he knew that you had to be watched, so he
blessed us with policemen to save us from ourselves, our soiled nature.
They're here to help you, but you have to want to be helped. He's forced
to baby-sit all the unwanted people. He gets blamed for not educating
them, for not finding them employment, for denying them happy family
environments. Imagine a full- time job where you're constantly taunted and
spit on, wrestled with and lied to.
Tons of stinking emotional baggage zing by your head daily. Cops are the
only people standing between you and them. You're too weakened by society
to defend yourself, You want someone else to do your dirty work. Does that
statement make you defensive? Perhaps I am talking about you. Roll Call:
junkies, gang-bangers, welfare-cheats, petty thieves, wife-beaters, child
beaters, killers, drug peddlers, rapists, carjackers, pimps, puke-smeared
drunks, AIDS-splattered shooting galleries..........had enough buster??
Cops spend all week with their heads dunked in the social toilet. They see
all the social cancers, every predatory, bottom feeding, crustacean
character no one else is able to handle. Could you endure the naked stench
for fifteen minutes? No, but you sit and criticize like the coward that
you are.
Cops get squeezed in between criminals and the government. Somehow, they
get blamed for the sins of both. If you think the government must be
destroyed, don't go after the police, because they are only the guard
dogs.
Don't blame the cops for social problems. Save your anger for those who
make the laws.
Cops are merely zoo-keepers who get blamed for cleaning up the animals'
mess. But they don't own the zoo.
Test after test has proven that people who hate cops suffer from low
self-esteem.
Cops remind you of a power which will never be yours. You don't have what
it takes to be a cop. Cops can sense this fact when they pull you over for
speeding. Policemen don't like you because they can smell your
inferiority.
You don't like them because their physical beauty reflects the shame of
your own undesirability.
Only cops have enough compassion to hurt someone when they deserve it.
When he clonks you on the head with his nightstick, it's because he's
concerned about you. He's only trying to smack a little sense into your
thick skull. It hurts him more than it hurts you. If when you're passed
out on the street drunk with your big mouth and sharp tongue hanging out
and big cop stands over you and pisses into your mouth, you should thank
him, you were probably dehydrated anyway.
If he forces sex on you, take it as a compliment. Maybe he finds you
attractive.
When he crushes your jaw under his boot, grinding your cheek into the
gravel, say "Thank you, Officer". He's just trying to help.
He is a
representative of God. The true definition of an angel. You get into
trouble on purpose because you need a strict father figure to kick your
ass. Even when you're 70 years old. It never goes away.
The only people
who never have to deal with police are those who had strong fathers in
their lives.
Look at any magazine from the fifties and see how clean everything was;
clean skies, clean cars, clean teeth, clean hamburgers. Cops can scrub it
clean again, but we have to unlock the handcuffs from their beefy wrists.
Then we need to give them the legal equivalent of a Brillo pad. Under
current laws, police aren't much better than moist towelettes on society's
grubby fingers. Let them wash the whole body down.
Declare martial law. Give them one week to move in on the problem.
Just seven days to give society a good shower and a shave. |
